I come home to my room sometimes and I go ‘honey I’m home’ and I pretend my room is a person and its super happy to see me and then I fall asleep on my bed. I’m going now, to read my book. Thats how awesome my life is.
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queenofthqueers asked: order food online
Haha and pay for it to come here? Cos I can totally afford that, yeahnah there’s a Countdown ten minute walk away I’m just being lazy. Ate some grain waves I dug up. I can afford smokes, I’m happy.
ohmygod what did I just watch, one of my flatmates is standing in the...
all i do in skype calls is sing to the other person and play dress up games together. sometimes i also send them porn and watch their reactions.
Just so that you know, this is me whenever I talk to someone. Every single time.
the girl who just sent me the really cute ask who didn’t want me to publish it,
I’ll just write the answer here: thank you so so much, that is so...
how can someone be homophobic when ellen de generes
